mini GOAT: Cash

CA$125.00
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The mini GOAT’s come in at an impressively small 4”x 6” (tall & wide) and can kick the shit out of all the neighbourhood bullies AND chew their hair, because GOAT’s gonna goat.

Adopt your lil’ shit kicker for $125 (CAD) plus shipping if you’re not from around here. *worry not, the mini GOAT’s can still kick the shit out of your neighbours once they acclimatize to their new environment, just don’t give them specific instructions—they hate that. 🐐

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